All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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