My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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