She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fuck appropriateness.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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