The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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