ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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