found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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