discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
