People with herpes should wear stickers.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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