My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
