Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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