I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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