Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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