You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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