just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
