despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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