I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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