Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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