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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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