dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
