How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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