I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
God, I missed his penis.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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