party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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