I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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