I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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