what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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