you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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