I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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