There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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