Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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