i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
