the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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