ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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