And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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