Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
