you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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