Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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