If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I see more hoeing in ur future
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