I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
