3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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