Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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