Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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