thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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