Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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