who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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