So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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