You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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