I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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