Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The Olympian is in my bed
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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