: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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