Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
