we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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