Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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