I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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