i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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