shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I need moral support for this bender
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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