I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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